Serious Does anyone know how to dodge the military? (1 Viewer)

[ogre]

Might be fucked

 

[vozaz]

say you have “avoidant attachment” and your love is “limerance” and “ephemeral” and “your not ready for a relationship”

 

[SinisterTRADition]

cut your leg off

 

[vozaz]

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Might be fucked

surely if you say your vision is fucked and you have asthma and ADHD and austism then they will decline you

 

[Rawwbp]

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Might be fucked

Change country, larp mental/physical disease (break your leg or act crazy and go to a doctor)

 

[salieri]

say you have a disease/ disorder that will severly hinder ur performance in the military. if that doesnt work, you could always just flee the country

 

[vozaz]

Change country, larp mental/physical disease (break your leg or act crazy and go to a doctor)

say you have a disease/ disorder that will severly hinder ur performance in the military. if that doesnt work, you could always just flee the country

yes but they probably need medical proof of this disease/disorder and they have access to his medical records so i think he’s cooked, depending on where you live just say your gay so you can get executed and reincarnated as true adam

 

[Circadex]

Nord vpn

 

[vozaz]

Nord vpn

trust

 

[Rawwbp]

yes but they probably need medical proof of this disease/disorder and they have access to his medical records so i think he’s cooked, depending on where you live just say your gay so you can get executed and reincarnated as true adam

Jester are not allowed on org

 

[Circadex]

Anyways, inb4 your head gets blown off in some middle eastern war.

 

[vozaz]

Jester are not allowed on org

primal blud

 

[ogre]

Anyways, inb4 your head gets blown off in some middle eastern war.

Let's hope my nose gets blown off, a free nose job dosent sound to bad

 

[Circadex]

Let's hope my nose gets blown off, a free nose job dosent sound to bad

(You get a deadly infection that migrates straight into your brain, leaving you vegetative in the 56°c heat.)

 

[Mirilow]

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Might be fucked

In certain countries you can pay a couple grand and get it done