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JFL Goatis is a retarded faggot

vampirearchetype

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all of these faggot newgen unironic goatis supporters on tiktok are just as low iq as him.

this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:


plus he's a major nd weirdo, pretty sure he once stole his gf's passport to stop her leaving him because he was weird asf
all of his friends from years and years ago left him too because he's low-key a loser :cage:
 

Etherrr_

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that nihs a lolcow it's just funny
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UnlitNight30

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One time i saw a video of goatis saying its okay to have sex in front of your kids because animals in nature do it all the time. Outside of diet he is a retard
 

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all of these faggot newgen unironic goatis supporters on tiktok are just as low iq as him.

this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:


plus he's a major nd weirdo, pretty sure he once stole his gf's passport to stop her leaving him because he was weird asf
all of his friends from years and years ago left him too because he's low-key a loser :cage:
I only like listening to him speaking on his ethics, as sometimes he mentions views that are true. But like wise his primal shit is done for :dicapriolaugh:
 

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this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:
What kind of faggot thinks about "having a stick of cucumber in your mouth" and shoving it in an ass as the FIRST thing to include in a post? You have to be a seriously brainrotted homosexual to do it
Makes sense with the tranny in your avi
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Keep seething for Lord Goatis.
 

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all of these faggot newgen unironic goatis supporters on tiktok are just as low iq as him.

this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:


plus he's a major nd weirdo, pretty sure he once stole his gf's passport to stop her leaving him because he was weird asf
all of his friends from years and years ago left him too because he's low-key a loser :cage:
Makes good points once in a while :woo:
 

Pu55ymagnet

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all of these faggot newgen unironic goatis supporters on tiktok are just as low iq as him.

this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:


plus he's a major nd weirdo, pretty sure he once stole his gf's passport to stop her leaving him because he was weird asf
all of his friends from years and years ago left him too because he's low-key a loser :cage:
how is his fans or him a faggot? Explain pls
 

vampirearchetype

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What kind of faggot thinks about "having a stick of cucumber in your mouth" and shoving it in an ass as the FIRST thing to include in a post? You have to be a seriously brainrotted homosexual to do it
Makes sense with the tranny in your avi
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Keep seething for Lord Goatis.
? Hymen what the HELL are you on about

the cucumber thing is just because goatis thinks eating a vegetable will descend you to a sub5 short ugly fat non-natural human
shoving it up his ass might help letting his closetted gayness come out - you should try it too nigger

that's not even a tranny in my avi, that's a biological girl

you niggas worship goatis, whether that be ironically or not, but you need beatings of some sort becase you're all :lowiq:
 

vampirearchetype

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how is his fans or him a faggot? Explain pls
he used to be so obsessed with his gfs not leaving him and they all did, maybe men was always meant for him

all his fans are just as bad, worshipping him like he's some god, when all he does it talk about cortisol and man made money and jobs when this nigga literally makes man made videos on a man made platform to make man made money

pretty hypocritical :kek::kek::kek::kek:
 

WhitePussySlayer

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all of these faggot newgen unironic goatis supporters on tiktok are just as low iq as him.

this nigger believes having a stick of cucumber in your mouth is unnatural because of all the toxic chemicals when i feel like sticking 10 cucumbers up his gay hymen ass whenever i hear his stupid retarded latvian accent :banderas:


plus he's a major nd weirdo, pretty sure he once stole his gf's passport to stop her leaving him because he was weird asf
all of his friends from years and years ago left him too because he's low-key a loser :cage:
Jfl at nihs that unironically watch him
 
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