I was once at the zoo, and there was a clown performing magic tricks. He walked up to me, and pulled a quarter out of my ear. I can't explain how he did this, other than by the power of Satan. I told him that he needs to convert to the true Catholic faith, that can only be found at Vaticancatholic.com. I also told him to pray fifteen decades of the rosary, and perform a self exorcism, since there are no true Catholic priests alive today.
