[Archangel Michael]

i fucking hate short people

i was at rugby training and this was the convo i had

D: "Where were you at the game?"
Me: "With my girlfriend."
S: "Oh he was on his girlfriends lap wasn't he A"
A: "Yeah he was"
Me: "No I wasn't"
S: takes the piss out of me for the rest of training about it
D: "What kinks do you have then? Mines interlocked toes"
S: "You were like 'i'm just a bebeh'!"

for clarification, D is the one who asked me, S is the shortest person on the team + coaches son, A is the only prodigy on the team + other coaches son

just because you're jealous of my height doesn't mean you can pick on me, bellend (im 6'4 + tallest on the team)

 

[sjzso]

mirin for playing high T sport, I play American football myself but imo highest test one is wrestling, basically grabbing gymmaxed oily sweaty dude for few minutes while trying some sex positions with him

 

[Archangel Michael]

mirin for playing high T sport, I play American football myself but imo highest test one is wrestling, basically grabbing gymmaxed oily sweaty dude for few minutes while trying some sex positions with him

american football isn't as mental as rugby is in my opinion, rugby you could be in the freezing cold and you'd still be smashing into other blokes that are twice the size of you and the only protection you have is a silicone shield for your teeth and maybe a padded hat that makes you look like an egg whereas american football has chestplates, shoulderpads, helmets, the lot

 

[sjzso]

american football isn't as mental as rugby is in my opinion, rugby you could be in the freezing cold and you'd still be smashing into other blokes that are twice the size of you and the only protection you have is a silicone shield for your teeth and maybe a padded hat that makes you look like an egg whereas american football has chestplates, shoulderpads, helmets, the lot

Ye I totally agree I mean if the rain is bad it's like Rugby but with wholeass Minecraft ahh set

 

[Idec]

They are dicks because that's how they have been treated most their lives, so they feel like if they do it first they cant be bullied.