Discussion Advice for my nephew (1 Viewer)

[Kakashi69]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

 

[cp_]

teach him proper posture when he gains self consciousness

 

[Kakashi69]

teach him proper posture when he gains self consciousness

top 1 priority ngl

 

[Hoheit BastiHgH]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

Meat based diet

 

[Eryczek]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

raw milk make sure he eats hard food not the bullshit baby goyslop that comes in liquid form, chewing is important from young age , lotta meat.

Posture and sun exposure are goated too, and ofc mewing

 

[Manifestme]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

Try to mold his skull with your fingers while its still soft

 

[HailSanta]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

Give him raw bull testies

 

[Tealovingfool]

Feed him lots of protein mold his face with your hands while the bones are soft so he turns into chad

 

[Manifestme]

Feed him lots of protein mold his face with your hands while the bones are soft so he turns into chad

Ye you just stole my post, credit me atleast pft

 

[Eryczek]

Ye you just stole my post, credit me atleast pft

 

[Manifestme]

Normalise repping

 

[Eryczek]

Normalise repping

 

[Manifestme]

Almost had a cholesterol spike until i realised youre a newgen

 

[cp_]

Almost had a cholesterol spike until i realised youre a newgen

cholesterol???

 

[Eryczek]

Almost had a cholesterol spike until i realised youre a newgen

 

[VelocityAnt]

top 1 priority ngl

Say to him that he'll catch flies,spiders. or smth in his day to day life and in night (super false but traumatising enough lol).
Maybe tell him that you need your tongue on the roof of the month to not vomit .

Hopefully he won't need orthodontics if he got good posture (inculding mouth and all of that)+ good nutrition.

 

[Manifestme]

cholesterol???

Newgens wouldnt understand

 

[Eryczek]

Newgens wouldnt understand

holy cortisol spike boyo

 

[Kakashi69]

Meat based diet

Good one, but I'll probably make sure it's both and diet is slightly more focused on meat

 

[khanlite]

My nephew was born today, I mostly know all the stuff to avoid but I'd like to know what y'all would recommend and gimme a roadmap if you'd like

teach him to mew as young as possible

 

[Kakashi69]

raw milk make sure he eats hard food not the bullshit baby goyslop that comes in liquid form, chewing is important from young age , lotta meat.

Posture and sun exposure are goated too, and ofc mewing

I am gonna teach this nga how to new from young age , and healthy food, it's country side so most foods are natural and not goyslop

 

[Kakashi69]

Try to mold his skull with your fingers while its still soft

I would've done that if it was possible lmao

 

[Kakashi69]

Feed him lots of protein mold his face with your hands while the bones are soft so he turns into chad

Nigga

 

[Kakashi69]

Say to him that he'll catch flies,spiders. or smth in his day to day life and in night (super false but traumatising enough lol).
Maybe tell him that you need your tongue on the roof of the month to not vomit .

Hopefully he won't need orthodontics if he got good posture (inculding mouth and all of that)+ good nutrition.

Frfr, If he ends up recessed and shi I'll rope w him, imma make sure ts don't happen fs

 

[Kakashi69]

teach him to mew as young as possible

That's the goal real

 

[Manifestme]

I would've done that if it was possible lmao

I mean im pretty sure a hammer is denser and harder than a babys face.... sooo

 

[Kakashi69]

I mean im pretty sure a hammer is denser and harder than a babys face.... sooo

The only time bonesmashing would actually work

 

[khanlite]

The only time bonesmashing would actually work

yo i dont think thats a good idea at all

 

[Kakashi69]

yo i dont think thats a good idea at all

Nigga I ain't doing that fs m not dumb lmao Js a theory

 

[khanlite]

Nigga I ain't doing that fs m not dumb lmao Js a theory

I was gonna say cause then your nephew would look like elastic morty

 

[Kakashi69]

give him tren and hgh

Nigga let him breathe first

 

[ForgettableMTN]

Nigga let him breathe first

based on what is happening to teens today, show him porn so that he grows up to be straight

 

[Monstrum]

based on what is happening to teens today, show him porn so that he grows up to be straight

too awkward bro think to when the kid turns 7 and that niggas watching sweetie fox for entartainment