Holyyyy fuck I literally cannot believe this actually happened my life is a movie holyyy shit
I recently decided that I will be donating sperm to help fund my upcoming surgeries. It pays a pretty good amount and it's zero effort so I may as well do it. I call up a sperm bank and they tell me to come in to get my sperm tested if it's healthy enough to donate.
I pull up to the sperm bank, having abstained from ejaculation for a few days to make sure I bust a good hefty load. A woman greets me when I enter and she gasps. She immediately begins complimenting me on my 6'5 24 inch bidelt frame as well as my chiseled chadlite face. I laugh it off and thanked her but didn't make a move since she was a horsefaced LTB. She then directs me into a room with a cup in it that I have to nut into and she closes the door.
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So immediately, I get to jerking. Up down, up down. Now even though I'm high t asf (1200+ Ng/dl natty) and I usually have NO problems with erection quality, I still had troubles getting it up. My dick was just completely limp. I stand there for minutes, praying that I finally get some blood flow but to no avail. After a while a woman knocks on the door, "Is there anything wrong sir?", she says in a soft feminine voice. "No-no" I reply in my dominating high test voice. "Do you need assistance sir?". I quickly say yes, thinking she'll give me some good porn to jerk too (scat usually does the job, but I also like
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FaceandBBClow inhib threads). She tells me to get dressed and then she opens the door. Bro when I tell you my jaw DROPPED, I'm not exaggerating. Standing in front of me was the most beautiful, hottest, cutest, fuck able a-10 eyes blonde body halo huge rack slim waist thick hips big booty hqnp STACY I ever saw. Literally rivaled Taylor Hill in SMV.
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Looked something like this but better.
She looked down towards my cock, noticing my bulge (6 inches soft btw) and cutely blushed. "Are you having trouble with ejaculating sir?" She innocently asked. She was giving giga fuck-me eyes. "Yeah I might need a video tape to assist me or something" I replied. Now this really sounds like larp /tales from the deepest darkest slumbs of Mumbai, BUT SHE TAKES OFF OFF SHIRT, EXPOSING HER BRA! Instantly, my dick gets flooded with blood and it swings upwards from the momentum and hits her in the face. My 6x4 soft flaccid dick grew into an enormous 9x7. "oops sorry haha" I apologize while grinning. Her tits were fucking insane. I wish she would've started breastfeeding me right there in that moment. But she did something even better. She stripped off all her clothes, revealing her high estrogen hour glass body. Instantly, my primal high t instincts took over. I turned that bitch right back around and started POUNDING her. My dick was stretching her out so it wasn't long before her legs started shaking and her pussy was starting to give up, farting and queefing everywhere. The queef juice splashed onto my face and I did a big circle with my tongue around my face, slurping it all up. It tasted so fucking good holy fuck. Not to mention her buns bouncing on my cock was giga stimulating and I could feel my climax approaching. I let out a primal scream which echoed throughout the building, drowning out the sound of her moans. And then BOOM. I nutted the biggest load I ever have, pure chad semen destined to birth emperors. I quickly realize why I am here so I lift up that bitch and letall the cum drip out of her pussy and into the cup I was supposed to collect the sample in. It came falling out like a fucking waterfall. Those days of not ejaculating really helped my testicles load up on sperm. It overflowed the cup and started pouring everywhere. The floor was now all sticky and I could barely walk. I exit the room, beaming with pride and joy after the pounding I just inflicted upon her. All the employees of the sperm bank stare at me with wide eyes in horror. I give them the cup to take it for testing and drive home.
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Days later, they email me confirming the results of my sperm. Turns out it was the best quality sperm ever fucking recorded. Holy guacamole I am a genetic miracle. Apparently there's now billionaires trying to bid on my cum at auctions because they want my superior sperm implanted into their wife to have the best offspring possible. Dirty little cucks, could never be me. I realize this makes me a high T bwc BVLL.
In b4 DNR, Tales, LARP. Copers will cope
