Ugh
Iron
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Holy shit the DNRs were valid
In my defence I wrote that shit on my laptop and on a lot of adderall but after seeing it on my phone it was way too long. This is the same story as short as possible.
Be me, 18 yo 5 '10 white averagecel
2 older sisters, S (21yo college normie, golden child) And E (23yo, emo, dropout, general fuck up)
- easter events start, and are going fine, nothing notable here except for the fact everything seems chill between me and E, even dipping away to smoke weed which is usual for us at family events.
- After dinner. My mom planned an egg hunt where there was 20 cash inside each egg, with 2 assigned to each person. During the hunt S found her 2 eggs easily and only me and E were left searching.
- E's eggs were hidden in the most obvious place ever, I found them easily, mine were likely hid the best because I'm mostly a jester in my family. But either way after a while me and E give up.
- Right after this E says something retarded along the lines of “we are too lazy to find those eggs bro” She is like a millennial in terms of humor. In response to this I did what S called “normal brother shit” and did the mildest form of fake/play fighting ever in front of E. All I did was spin and stick my leg out like I was doing a kick. The kick DID NOT CONNECT and was like a foot away.
-Because I had slightly moved forward during the kick motion, I'm now essentially face to face with E. And because I assume we are still playing a game I throw my hand up like I'm blocking a punch. For some reason the bitch face goes completely cold and she straight lunges at me.
-her first attack was a flurry of open hand slaps, I'm honestly not sure if I dodged these or they just did 0 damage. But either way she had me on the back foot and proceeded to absolutely deck me square in my nose.
-she then proceeds to freak tf out screaming and sobbing leading to her just dipping and going back to her house. No I did not hit her back..
- S and my mom dont think it's my fault, but E says that when I spun or raised my hand up I uppercutted her with my elbow, honestly could be true even though I do not remember feeling that, but either way she was bugging and we definitely ruined Easter lmfao. I guess moral of the story is dont shadow box in people's face, but fuck that was a pretty extreme reaction.
-Conclusion
If you were rooting for me you'll be happy to hear that during the chaos I Snagged both of Es eggs and am up 80 bucks. I dont believe she noticed or at the very least didn't care as she stormed out.
If you wanted the happy ending I texted her and apologized when she got home, the craziest part is even if I didn't I think she honestly would've just been normal next time I saw her. Shit is wack.
Let me know what you think of this. Also E isnt downsyndrome or anything just bpd and a damn head case.
In my defence I wrote that shit on my laptop and on a lot of adderall but after seeing it on my phone it was way too long. This is the same story as short as possible.
Be me, 18 yo 5 '10 white averagecel
2 older sisters, S (21yo college normie, golden child) And E (23yo, emo, dropout, general fuck up)
- easter events start, and are going fine, nothing notable here except for the fact everything seems chill between me and E, even dipping away to smoke weed which is usual for us at family events.
- After dinner. My mom planned an egg hunt where there was 20 cash inside each egg, with 2 assigned to each person. During the hunt S found her 2 eggs easily and only me and E were left searching.
- E's eggs were hidden in the most obvious place ever, I found them easily, mine were likely hid the best because I'm mostly a jester in my family. But either way after a while me and E give up.
- Right after this E says something retarded along the lines of “we are too lazy to find those eggs bro” She is like a millennial in terms of humor. In response to this I did what S called “normal brother shit” and did the mildest form of fake/play fighting ever in front of E. All I did was spin and stick my leg out like I was doing a kick. The kick DID NOT CONNECT and was like a foot away.
-Because I had slightly moved forward during the kick motion, I'm now essentially face to face with E. And because I assume we are still playing a game I throw my hand up like I'm blocking a punch. For some reason the bitch face goes completely cold and she straight lunges at me.
-her first attack was a flurry of open hand slaps, I'm honestly not sure if I dodged these or they just did 0 damage. But either way she had me on the back foot and proceeded to absolutely deck me square in my nose.
-she then proceeds to freak tf out screaming and sobbing leading to her just dipping and going back to her house. No I did not hit her back..
- S and my mom dont think it's my fault, but E says that when I spun or raised my hand up I uppercutted her with my elbow, honestly could be true even though I do not remember feeling that, but either way she was bugging and we definitely ruined Easter lmfao. I guess moral of the story is dont shadow box in people's face, but fuck that was a pretty extreme reaction.
-Conclusion
If you were rooting for me you'll be happy to hear that during the chaos I Snagged both of Es eggs and am up 80 bucks. I dont believe she noticed or at the very least didn't care as she stormed out.
If you wanted the happy ending I texted her and apologized when she got home, the craziest part is even if I didn't I think she honestly would've just been normal next time I saw her. Shit is wack.
Let me know what you think of this. Also E isnt downsyndrome or anything just bpd and a damn head case.
