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Chakiyo

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just ordered needles and alcohol wipes from an online store and my dad can see all the transcripts on my bank account.

normally id pay with crypto but it's not illegal to buy needles and i didn't even know they show the transaction id in the bank receipt so if he clicks on it it's over for me. (as then he could see what ive bought)

can y'all help me make up an excuse?

ps: ill try to make it private wish me luck

pps: don't rape me im manic andve been running on 2-3 hours of sleep last 5 days

@sleepy_ @adsoy @AssMan @Anhedonia_ @Kason.0199 @badeviluglyjeet @dysregulated
 

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just ordered needles and alcohol wipes from an online store and my dad can see all the transcripts on my bank account.

normally id pay with crypto but it's not illegal to buy needles and i didn't even know they show the transaction id in the bank receipt so if he clicks on it it's over for me. (as then he could see what ive bought)

can y'all help me make up an excuse?

ps: ill try to make it private wish me luck

pps: don't rape me im manic andve been running on 2-3 hours of sleep last 5 days

i gen cant think of anything bc i would question you too if you had bought needles 😭
 

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Just say u wanna measure ur blood level or shit like that😭😭😭
 

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dude lowk try say you need to take blood to send it in for an ancestry test or smth
 

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Yeah I know the feeling, I have a heart attach everytime I buy vapes ever since I got caught.
 

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i wanted to say my friend asked me for a transaction code because he had no money on his bank account but remembered it's literally signed with my initials

so over 😭😭
 

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i wanted to say my friend asked me for a transaction code because he had no money on his bank account but remembered it's literally signed with my initials

so over 😭😭
GG
 

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just ordered needles and alcohol wipes from an online store and my dad can see all the transcripts on my bank account.

normally id pay with crypto but it's not illegal to buy needles and i didn't even know they show the transaction id in the bank receipt so if he clicks on it it's over for me. (as then he could see what ive bought)

can y'all help me make up an excuse?

ps: ill try to make it private wish me luck

pps: don't rape me im manic andve been running on 2-3 hours of sleep last 5 days

say you have a bad blister and are trying to disinfect it
 

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@chakiyo tell your dad there has been a zombie outbreak and you must heal them all to save your country
 

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lower third = htn?
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just ordered needles and alcohol wipes from an online store and my dad can see all the transcripts on my bank account.

normally id pay with crypto but it's not illegal to buy needles and i didn't even know they show the transaction id in the bank receipt so if he clicks on it it's over for me. (as then he could see what ive bought)

can y'all help me make up an excuse?

ps: ill try to make it private wish me luck

pps: don't rape me im manic andve been running on 2-3 hours of sleep last 5 days

you could try say your ordering them for a friend idk if this would work tho.
 

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just ordered needles and alcohol wipes from an online store and my dad can see all the transcripts on my bank account.

normally id pay with crypto but it's not illegal to buy needles and i didn't even know they show the transaction id in the bank receipt so if he clicks on it it's over for me. (as then he could see what ive bought)

can y'all help me make up an excuse?

ps: ill try to make it private wish me luck

pps: don't rape me im manic andve been running on 2-3 hours of sleep last 5 days

Needed for a lab in school?
 

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